Moving my younger brother into the dorms in my college town this weekend. I might die.

My personal hell involves having to listen to my coworkers humble brag about their children to each other.

“[Facebook friend] was tagged in a life event.” I wonder how much the ring cost? PGP.

Having to make a login account for every job I apply for #PGP

I’m really looking forward to these people retiring already.

Using your work phone for spotify so you don’t max out your personal data plan. PGPowerMove.

“Man, where did (insert month) go?” PGP.

That bright eyed look on the face of the new guy. PGP.