Finding out that your excel challenged coworker broke all the links in your massive excel file at 7:54pm on Saturday, because the boss left you with an urgent request at 4:45 on Friday due by 8:30 Monday morning. PGP.

Being excited about your monthly budget you formatted on Excel. PGP

Taking a sick day to wait for a “Signature Required” delivery. Better be worth it.

The southern California sales rep sends emails with the signature “InSane Diego”.

Being 25 with high blood pressure. PGP.

Every morning my first thought is “Wow I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.” PGP

“Hey, you see what the powerball’s at now!?”

Getting a little drunk and applying for new jobs

“It’s the largest powerball in history!!” PGP

My work mom’s daughter is really hot and about to turn 18. PGP.