“Accepting a new offer, giving 2 weeks” kind of a day. PGPowerMove.

My younger brother’s pilot just got picked up by HBO. I’m taking the bus to my cubicle. PGP.

A typo on my new business cards. PGP.

Getting text messages from my boss before I get to work in the morning. PGP.

Too lazy to go out to the bar. Fixed myself up a couple dirty gin martinis and put on some ’70s soft rock instead. PGP.

Putting in my two weeks soon. Can’t stop fantasizing about never seeing these people again. PGP.

Forgot my name badge/access badge for work today. Now I have to ask someone to open the door every time I leave. PGP.

I put out a literal fire this morning.

With the interns going back to school, I’m back to being the youngest in the office. PGP.