I wish I was half as good at my job as I was at interviewing for it. PGP.

My dick boss just got yelled at by his boss and he is now pouting at his desk. Highlight of my week. PGP.

Watched “The Truman Show” last night. Now I’m paranoid and questioning my entire life. PGP.

Getting “sup”-d in the comments section was the highlight of my week. PGP.

Drinking away the pain of spending 6 months worth of savings on car repairs. PGP.

I’m losing my office. PGP.

” ___ is unavailable to stream.” PGP.

Got a data usage warning on my work phone today. PGP.

My car is old enough to have its own driver’s license. PGP.

Daydreaming about real estate listings in my spare time. PGP.