“Highly impressed” with no immediate job offer.

The after-hours janitor cleaning around you in your cube. PGP.

Accidentally started paying attention on a conference call so I’m typing this

The new hires coming to me for advice.. HA. Like I know what I’m doing.

Had to be on a flight at 5:15 this morning for work this week.

Getting moved from salary to hourly.

I got a Kroger’s card because why not. PGP.

Getting bitched out at work for not coming in on Labor Day. PGP

When’s the next holiday weekend? PGP