“We’ve decided to go with another candidate.” PGP.

Not being able to celebrate a great job offer out of stress of the impending drug test. PGP.

We hired a hot girl. Oh god, we hired a hot girl. PGP.

My weekend plans were cancelled and it made my weekend. PGP.

Needing your tax refund to come as soon as possible. PGP.

“I see friends around from time to time, when their ladies let them slip away.” -John Mayer. PGP.

Actually using condoms. PGP.

Hyperlinked our company’s website to a Rick Roll video in my email signature. PGPM.

Caught the new hire already job searching at his desk. I’ll let him make the same mistake I did. PGP.