My only LinkedIn profile views from the past month are from my mother and a Catholic Deacon from Maine. PGP.

I just charged on the company card $1,100 for flight and hotel to visit a client that is only paying us $7,500 for our product. PGPM.

“Starting at 6 a.m. won’t be a problem will it?” Worst lie I ever told. PGP.

Year-end raise hit my paycheck this week. All $3.81 of it. PGP.

I’m in an office wide Trivia Crack tournament. PGP.

Being legitimately excited about new items in the vending machine. PGP.

Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.