I just found out I’m going to a wedding for Memorial Day weekend 2018. PGP.

Hungover right now because I got too drunk while fixing things around the house yesterday. PGP.

Missed my connecting flight and had to sleep in the Detroit Airport. PGP.

Got docked an hour of PTO for leaving early Friday when everyone else was already gone. PGP.

Took a vacation and never left the room… so I could catch up on sleep. PGP.

Threw my back out getting into my car to go to the gym. Drove to the liquor store instead. PGP.