That moment of sheer panic when your boss walks into your office Monday morning and asks “What are you working on right now?” and you are reading Sunday Scaries from PGP. PGP.

Cherry picking emails. PGP.

Neighborhood garage sale is this weekend. PGP.

Coworker complained to me that her half birthday was yesterday and no one said anything about it. PGP.

Being expected to work on vacation. PGP.

I’ve started getting irrationally angry at emails that do not have easy to read fonts. PGP.

Heard someone taking a huge dump through the door to the women’s restroom while walking by. PGP.