The can of Febreze in the office bathroom ran dry three weeks ago and no one has replaced it yet. PGP.

Office manager printed out a list of everyone’s birthdays. I’m not on it but the girl hired 6 months after me is. PGP.

Went on a job interview today. Discovered midway through it was a pyramid scheme. PGP.

Getting kicked off the family phone plan. PGP.

New guy sends commanding emails in Comic Sans. I can’t bring myself to respond. PGP.

Spent all weekend locked in a single vehicle with five of my in-laws driving 8 hours to my parents’ house and back. I was actually looking forward to work. PGP.

Being locked in a room with idiots all day. PGP.