Wife won’t let me buy a recliner. PGP.

Workin’ hard but it’s hardly workin’. PGP.

Lying about your St. Patrick’s Day plans. PGP.

The insurance policy for the person that rear ended me was apparently cancelled and they can’t find a new policy. PGP.

Having to work on St Patrick’s Day. PGP.

Bought a large bag of wings for $10 and had them for dinner everyday this week. PGP.

Creating a PGP account while on a never-ending conference call. PGP.

Intently reading a piece of paper when your boss walks by to look busy. PGP.