My right knee is beginning to tell me the weather. PGP.

Brought in donuts on my first Friday in the new office. Upside: everyone likes me. Downside: now I have no beer money for the weekend. PGP.

My work nickname has stuck and has absolutely nothing to do with me or my real name. PGP.

Our water cooler caught on fire. PGP.

When your boss says he’s staying home sick today but leaves you a pile of projects to complete in his absence. PGP.

Day 2 of no internet in the office: things are on the cusp of going full ‘Lord of the Flies’ out here. PGP.