Getting a good night’s sleep, but still depending on coffee to get through the day. PGP.

Boss described my job as “holding down the fort.” PGP.

Our vendors have decided to double the cost for everything because my manager is a poor relationship manager. PGP.

Wine makes me sleepy. PGP.

I got drunk and bought the new Air Jordan golf shoes. Jesus help me. PGP.

The closest you can get to psychedelic drugs is Joe Rogan’s podcast. PGP.

Threw my back out while lying on the couch this weekend. PGP.

“Happy Monday!…” PGP.