Pledge semester > first year associate. PGP.

Resolved a major crisis by coordinating across multiple teams, only to be chewed out by my manager for not telling her what I was doing. PGP.

Sat at my desk and realized I left my computer at home. PGP.

Pulled a muscle in my back while having sex. PGP.

Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.

Asking “Who do you know here?” at a party. TFM. Asking “Who do you know here?” at a networking event. PGP.