“Looks like you got some sun.” PGP.

I can’t even fake being nice to people anymore. Now I’m just the office bitch. PGP.

“Why didn’t you ask me about my vacation?” PGP.

Being not only awake, but at work before Morning Coffee Thoughts is posted. PGP.

Today my boss asked our team to pledge our loyalty to him. PGP.

New job doesn’t have wifi. PGP.

Just realized I’ve reached that point in my life where someone giving me a tie as a gift is socially acceptable. PGP.

When one of your Teaming Partners VP of Business Development adds you on Snapchat via “in my contacts”. PGP.