“Alexa, where did it all go wrong?””Sorry, I couldn’t find an answer to the question you were looking for.” PGP.

I work for a “work hard, play hard” company. PGP.

Just spent my morning creating fake meetings on my Outlook calendar for Friday so people can’t hijack it with their bullshit. PGP.

A few of my fraternity brothers came to stay with me for a drunk weekend. They brought Coke Zero as a mixer. PGP.

Got the first sunburns of the season this weekend. The longest period of time I was outside was an hour for brunch on the patio. PGP.

Last week on the job and trying to pretend like I still give a shit. PGP.

Realized at a high school grad party that I’m the drunk cousin. PGP.