I fucking love going to Lowe’s. PGP.

Exclusively scheduling lunch/coffee meetings so I don’t ever have to spend my own money on food. PGP.

Really excited about the new water cooler, you guys. PGP.

I wrote an angry email to my district’s government representative. PGP.

Ghosted a potential supplier. PGP.

Had to explain pivot tables to coworker, still doesn’t “get it.” PGP.

“You look a little ‘defeated’ today. Is something wrong?” PGP.