I’ve caught the bouquet at all of my sisters’ weddings. Still single. PGP.

Had a panic attack so bad on my drive home from a stag party that my arms went numb and had my girlfriends mom pick me up. PGP.

I use Snapchat geo filters to figure out where I am on a regular basis. PGP.

I’m not allowed to wear headphones at work. PGP.

“We’ve reviewed your application and…” No, you haven’t. PGP.

Everyone in my department calls me “kid” and I’m 27. PGP.

Leaving the office “early,” two hours after everyone else. PGP.