Downloading MyFitnessPal and getting nervous it’s feedback is going to tell you you’re an alcoholic. PGP.

Day 2 at my new job. Accidentally set my brand new key card on fire. PGP.

My boss indirectly told me he only keeps me around because I’m pretty. PGP.

“Did you see the eclipse?” PGP.

In the center of the path of totality but didn’t get to watch the eclipse because my boss wouldn’t let us off. PGP.

New manager wants everything hand-written to be in cursive. PGP.

Drafting your letter of resignation to leave your first post-grad job. PGP.

Sleeping in 15 minutes turned my 45 minute commute into 3 hours of staring at brake lights. PGP.

Working for a company with higher turnover than the Trump Administration. PGP.