Coworkers that ask “Where’d you go?” when you return from taking a shit. PGP.

Department wide email chains about closing the refrigerator door. PGP.

E-mails with To: and Cc: lines bigger than the actual message. PGP.

“This ergonomic mouse is a real game changer.” PGP.

Being on a terrible date and the waiter takes an hour to give you the bill. awkward. PGP

“If I had worked this hard in college I would have gotten a 4.0.” PGP.