My girlfriend reads Things Girls Do After Graduation, so now I have mad ring pressure. PGP.

My condom stash is expired. PGP.

CFO responded to a company-wide email about meeting our yearly goal with nothing but “Dilly Dilly!” PGP.

I’m office hot at my new job…. I’ll take it. PGP.

Work is having a health and safety week. They didn’t change the mandatory safety presentation from the manufacturing sites for the corporate office. PGP.

Getting recognized underneath the bathroom stall walls by your cowboy boots and someone striking up a conversation mid-deployment. PGP.