Having as many email reminders throughout the day as I have alarms in the morning. PGP.

Look good, play good. Except I can no longer fit in my “look good” clothing. PGP.

Literally coffeeholic by day, alcoholic by night. PGP.

Planning to do nothing for the weekend so it goes by as slowly as possible. PGP.

Knowing the sound of your boss walking behind you and putting your phone down and look busy. PGP.

Today I watched someone in my office walk out of the shitter, bypass the sink without a second look, and go straight to the break room to grab a donut. PGP.

Living vicariously through people who put in their two weeks notice. PGP.

‘Ctrl + C’ing when you should’ve ‘Crtl + V’ed. PGP.

Everyone in the office wants the city we’re in to land the Amazon HQ. I just want to get a beer after work. PGP.