When your boss says “feel free to come to me with any issues and concerns,” and then subsequently being shut down when you present him with any issues or concerns. PGP.

Taking a break from looking at memes at your desk to look at memes in the bathroom. PGP.

Got my first raise last week. Found out today it was just enough to put me in the next tax bracket and now I’m effectively making less money. PGP.

We haven’t even held our draft yet and there are already allegations of cheating. PGP.

Trying to find a place to put your lunch in the packed and not-so-clean fridge in the breakroom. PGP.

“How about that fight?” PGP.

Got super drunk on my Day 4 at new job. Threw up on my way in on Day 5. PGP.

“Please replace paper in tray 2”. PGP.

Using Shift when Caps Lock is on. PGP.