Stress level and workload of a project manager. Pay of an intern. PGP.

Realizing you won’t be seeing the light of day until Summer 2015. PGP.

Button just popped off my pants. I’m giving a presentation in 20 minutes. My belt hides it, but I don’t know what will hide my shame. PGP.

My coworker just looked at me and announced that he’s going to do his best to speak only in song today. PGP.

The back of my cube is a wall, so no one can see my screen. I feel like a god. PGP.

There was a fight today in the office. I was at lunch. PGP.

Hearing “look who finally decided to show up today” from three different people after being only five minutes late. PGP.

1: “How’d you meet your wife?” 2: “Tinder.” PGP.