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Reading these makes me think my friends and I are douchebags.
You should write a column about a city that’s underrated. I’m curious to see what you’d pick.
My boys told me it would get me more matches!
Lord of The Rings trilogy on repeat, Mr. Frodo.
I’d drink one daily, if they weren’t $4 a piece.
Lisa still gets me a card and candy every year. My Mom is the best. I love Valentine’s Day.
Low key, going to the movies by yourself is the best.
So, how’d the drive to the airport go?
I witnessed a large brawl, Saturday at 3am, outside my favorite drunk food place. One of the guys caught me trying to steal his unopened burrito, that he dropped while he was fighting. Food > fighting.
I’m going to drink lots of cheap beer with my friends and fail at hitting on women at bars.
This shooter shoots more than Steph Curry.
Can confirm. My drunk uber home at 1am and 7am uber to work this morning were very different.
Promotion? Sup, wanna connect on linked in?
Embrace it. They’re just jealous, since they’re old.
Thanks for getting the swine flu. The 99% of us who didn’t get it, enjoyed the panic that gave us a week off of high school.
My favorite is the roided out guy at the gym, lifting with his girlfriend, who looks like she’d rather be anywhere else.
Until a few months ago, I thought Kylie and Kendall Jenner were one person.
I’ve never thought that girls could decide if they’d ever bang you, within a minute of meeting you. I’m so obvious about women.
I want to do this. Anything to get away from the cube for a while.
It’s a great cure if you’re a little hungover. If you’re very hungover, good luck.