Really glad that you can’t lose it if you don’t use it. PGP.
I moved to the city to have a better social life. My exorbitant rent now makes that impossible. PGP.
Intentionally avoiding the cute teller at the bank, because you don’t want her to see your account balance. PGP.
The circular reasoning of, “I don’t go out because I don’t have any friends,” and, “I don’t have any friends because I don’t go out.” PGP.
I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end it doesn’t even matter. PGP.
Getting a new match on Tinder gives me the same false promise that my degree did. PGP.
My idea of “Turnt Up” is a large iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts. PGP.
Spending the week between graduation and work buying and assembling the cheapest IKEA living room possible while drinking Sailor Jerry on the floor. PGP.