StraightShooter

Member Since 01/10/2014

Really glad that you can’t lose it if you don’t use it. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I moved to the city to have a better social life. My exorbitant rent now makes that impossible. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

It’s Only Girly If You’re Not Manly Enough

Intentionally avoiding the cute teller at the bank, because you don’t want her to see your account balance. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The circular reasoning of, “I don’t go out because I don’t have any friends,” and, “I don’t have any friends because I don’t go out.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end it doesn’t even matter. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Getting a new match on Tinder gives me the same false promise that my degree did. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My idea of “Turnt Up” is a large iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

4 Invaluable Things My Father Taught Me

Spending the week between graduation and work buying and assembling the cheapest IKEA living room possible while drinking Sailor Jerry on the floor. PGP.

Post Grad Problems