It’s hard to date a guy who drives a 2004 Dodge Neon and can only afford to drink Lonestar Tall Boys. PGP.

When “eating healthy” is having all the basic food groups in your Chipotle bowl. PGP.

The girl who’s “not single, just looking for friends” on Tinder. PGP.

Turn down for what? Turned down for a raise, that’s what. PGP.

Couples who publicly celebrate monthiversaries, we’re not in middle school anymore. PGP.

Unexpected expense came in like a wrecking ball. PGP.

No one has any idea what I do for a living, and they don’t understand when I tell them, so now I just tell people I’m an accountant and let them think whatever they want. PGP.