Started from the bottom, now I work in an office that is literally underground. PGP.

1: “How’s it going?” 2: “It’s going.” PGP.

“401k” used to be where all the parties went down in our dorm. PGP.

LinkedIn is my online dating site. PGP.

The walk of shame now being the distance from the restroom to your cubicle after being in there for an absurd amount of time. PGP.

Walked a 5K. PGP.

Friends with benefits now means my friends have health insurance and a 401k. #PGP

Found my boss’s daughter on Tinder. Hopefully screwing me is a family affair. PGP.

Turn down for work. PGP.