I got drunk and bought the new Air Jordan golf shoes. Jesus help me. PGP.

Our water cooler caught on fire. PGP.

Girlfriend puked in an Uber this weekend, considering taking $300 out of a mutual fund that I parked away cash for her engagement ring. PGP.

My company put a block on Facebook, Twitter, and Youtube over the weekend. At least they left me. PGP.

The realization half way through the day that you forgot to put on deodorant this morning. PGP.

Got caught sneaking in 30 minutes late. PGP

Got to work today at 8 a.m. and didn’t get to check PGP until 10 a.m. PGP.

Getting more excited about Tax Breaks than Spring Breaks. PGP.

Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.

Got deployed, wife threw out all my Frat Tees. PGP