slim

No matter how many fish that are in the sea, it'll be so empty without me.

Member Since 02/10/2016

The woman next to me brought fucking spaghettios and is eating them at 8 a.m. I’m going to throw up. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“How’s your bracket?” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“Where’s your green?” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I was 150% productive yesterday; I’m about 30% productive today. It’s called balance. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I don’t give a damn about your cheat day. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Having to write the “I’m pretty sure I just really fucked up” email to your boss. PGP.

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Calling in sick for Monday during brunch on Sunday. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Didn’t get the job. So the three month job search continues. PGP.

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Your parking job being your proudest accomplishment of the work day. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Leaving one suit coat at your desk at all times so your boss doesn’t know if you’ve truly left. PGP.

Post Grad Problems