The best part of a lunch meeting is using the napkins to dry my tears of anger. PGP.
Having a surplus of PTO and a shortage of funds to do anything with it. PGP.
That moment of sheer panic when your boss walks into your office Monday morning and asks “What are you working on right now?” and you are reading Sunday Scaries from PGP. PGP.
Taking your time getting out of your car so you don’t have to walk in with coworkers. PGP.
If you think you had a bad week I’m a flight attendant for the most hated airline. PGP.
Having adult acne. PGP.
I flew back from California. My luggage flew to Poland. PGP.
Redownloading the Bumble and Tinder apps. PGP.
Every time my boss asks if I have a few minutes to talk, I always assume I’m being fired. PGP.
Last week at my job, all desire to even act like I’m trying is gone. PGP.