Toeing the line between skinny fat and just fat. PGP.

Refusing to read the “best jobs of 2017” articles because they make me too depressed. PGP.

Having to retake grades K-12 to prove to my dad I’m ready to take over the family hotel chain. PGP.

You know you’re getting old when your friends all start having planned pregnancies. PGP.

Accidentally submitted a column as a wall post. PGP.

Celebrating my first official day of break by updating my resume and writing cover letters. It’s getting wild. PGP.

Old enough for wrinkles, young enough for acne. PGP.

Parents and in-laws both going apeshit about which family events we attend and for how long during the holidays. Let’s call the whole thing off. PGP.

Saw my sister on Tinder. PGP.

It is currently 11:00 p.m. on a Monday. I am 7 whiskeys deep. Tomorrow will suck. PGP.