Donald Trump tweeted about my employer. PGP.

My collection of conference lanyards and name tags pretty much sums up the extent of my social life. PGP.

Watching people make half my annual salary in 25 minutes on Jeopardy. PGP.

Mastered the rich white guy laugh for work. I’m black. PGP.

Credit score dropped again. PGP.

Now that I’m an associate, I actually miss law school finals. PGP.

Annual reminder that federal employees don’t receive Christmas bonuses. PGP.

Now that I’m in law school I actually miss my college finals. PGP.

My mom’s friend uses tinder. PGP.

Hamilton sucked. I want my rent money back. PGP.