Continuing the tradition of wearing my tiger red golf shirt to signify the end of the week. PGP

I’ve become my father. PGP

Is it football season yet? PGP.

Just saved $10 on my oil change with a coupon. Highlight of my day. PGP

My office used me be a women’s restroom.

I used to wonder what “your love life’s DOA” from the Friends theme song was like. Now I know.

When leaving 5 min later than normal costs you 45 minutes on your commute…PGP.

“What would you say yah do here?” PGP

Fucking up commas for me is spending $200 on a bar tab. PGP.

Random monitored drug tests.