Stressed because I’m losing hair, losing hair because I’m stressed. PGP.

Was not mentally prepared to see a high school Class of 2020 shirt today.

Grotesquely over exaggerating your job title to the waitress at The United Airlines Club when she asks what you do for a living. PGP

Forgetting your headphones is like the end of the world. PGP.

Having an inferior credit card rewards program than your friends. PGP.

Showing an “old dog new tricks”. PGP.

I’m jealous of the swag the interns got.

Assessing the growth of your bald spot in the mirror at work. PGP.

Having too much to do and not enough approval to do it.

Brain thought a lunch workout would be good, my current swamp ass tends to disagree. PGP