I finally get to get out of town for a business conference. Muscatine, Iowa here I come! PGP

How this job requires a college degree is beyond me

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Contemplating the HR consequences of matching an intern on Tinder. PGP.

I’ve worked here for 2.5 years. I’m 26 y/o. My CEO just asked how my internship is going…

I can never look too happy because people will think I’m not working hard enough. PGP.

Let’s all run to the window because we’ve never seen rain before. PGP.

Just gave notice. I’ve never felt more alive.

Getting the cold shoulder for taking a day off.

Got engaged last week and the only question I get is “Have you guys set a date yet?”