Making the intern pick up lunch and stealing his prime parking spot in the process. PGPowerMove.

Your coworker catching you while mid-selfie on snapchat. PGP.

Your mom tracking you down on linkedin and endorsing you for every single one of your skills, even though she still isn’t quite sure what it is you do for a living. PGP.

Dreading going back to work after vacation before your vaca even starts.

Showing up 3 days this week, working none.

I don’t care how much daycare costs, don’t bring your kids to work.

Really testing the limits of “casual Friday”. PGP.

Porterhouse Taste, flank budget. PGP. #respectthesteak

“I’m not getting married until everybody can get married.”

The motion-censored bathroom lights going out mid-poop. PGP.