Took off a day to recover from my weekend. Felt incredibly guilty about it all day. PGP.

Slowly discovering all the spots you missed while shaving this morning. PGP.

Running into your boss at the grocery store. PGP.

Being overly excited when a meeting is cancelled

The constant fear of shitting the back of your dress shirt. PGP.

Already looking forward to Labor Day weekend. PGP.

Telling the incredibly censored version of what you did over the 4th of July weekend.

I’m bringing a book to the beach. PGP.

I have enough saved up to quit my job and survive for a week.

Instantly regretting checking your email PGP