Half the city is under water, still got chewed out for being 15 minutes late. PGP.

I got way too excited when I found out my new job has a parking garage. PGP

Getting old enough to realize going out is too expensive and not worth the calories.

Boss makes 3 times your salary but still types with two index fingers. PGP.

“Let’s connect on this later this week.” PGP

“Sent from my iPhone. Please excuse typos.” PGP

The only refrigerator magnets I have are save the date magnets.

That feeling when the horrible economy keeps older employees in senior positions longer. PGP

My 6th most visited website at work is the “Blocked by Adminstrator” page.

I only have blood because I got away from my desk for an hour. PGP