Stopped for a bagel on my way to work. Someone brought bagels in for the office. PGP

Coworkers giving their personal live commentary to CNN in the break room.

Listening to the women in my office justify their lunch choices

Took a day off from work to run errands. PGP.

Left my coffee mug at home and had to use the styrofoam cups like some kind of animal. PGP.

Trying to be a stay at home mom with no kids.

Sororities still warning the new girls about me when they find out I’m coming to homecoming.

“Please reply to all.” PGP.

Homecoming 2015: Drank on a empty stomach. Got hit by a car. No injuries. PGPM.

Another gorgeous day wasted in a fluorescent lit office. PGP