There’s a circle of hell for those who schedule 7am meetings. PGP

It’s funny how much I used to hate taking a dump in a public bathroom. PGP

Listening to “Rage Against The Machine” while actively being very much a part of the machine. PGP.

People trying to talk to you when you clearly have your headphones in. PGP.

Kicked the bathroom door down and slipped on the wet floor. PGP

I find myself getting to bars earlier and earlier to avoid crowds. PGP

The exhilarating feeling of going through the express lane at the grocery store with a few too many items. PGP.

Someone’s car alarm in the parking lot has been going off for hours.

The dream is a personal bathroom in the office. PGP

Having to fight the urge to click on someones LinkdIn profile because you know they’ll see it. PGP.