“So are you going to propose soon??” PGP

“I’ve gotta go, T. Boone Pickens just walked in.” PGPM

One week away from going full-out Patrick Bateman. PGP

That small feeling of satisfaction you get from knowing you are alone when walking into the bathroom and the motion lights click on. PGP.

There is a line at the copier. PGP.

Actually being sick on a sick day.

Wishing you could cut meetings like you use to cut class. PGP.

Personal phone at 12pm, 15%. Work phone at 12pm, 98%. PGP.

My team lost on MNF and everyone at work is saying “sorry”. PGP