Encountered some male moose this summer while mountain biking in Colorado. Later that day our fly fishing guide told us that moose are the only animals he RUNS from. P.S. That gif is terrifying.
To get way too serious for this site: The U.S. will probably not be successfully invaded for a VERY long time without some sort of major societal upheaval. With as many guns as we have per person in the U.S. we’re basically a fortress filled with armed citizen soldiers protected by allies to the north and south and oceans on the east and west.
But… but… but… I need to protect my future business of a subscription service for getting your shoes shined and delivered, because we’re all a bunch of assholes who can’t do things for ourselves or stick to our commitments.
The most recent wedding I went to luckily had none of these, however the groomsmen and bridesmaids danced down the aisle awkwardly BEFORE the ceremony and I’ve never cringed so hard.
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Congrats on the office.
No… no. Noo… NO. N-yes, YESSSSS! – me during that whole exchange.
Fuck me, Economics was his MA. Art History BA
Economics, not Art History
Counterpoint: If we could see the edit history, wouldn’t that reduce the amount of mayhem?
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Encountered some male moose this summer while mountain biking in Colorado. Later that day our fly fishing guide told us that moose are the only animals he RUNS from. P.S. That gif is terrifying.
Her neighbors are pulling for you, TRJ. So are we.
And don’t even get me started on those I Spy books. I couldn’t find any of that shit.
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*One hundred emoji*
I can attest to this. Bought my mom a Margaritaville machine for Mother’s Day and she looked at me like she has never loved me more.
“Ricockulously”, solid dick joke.
I appreciated your joke, but I decided to respond seriously. Take 5, champ, it’s almost Friday.
Had a crush on Daddario since she was in a Yellowbook commercial and guest-starred in White Collar. This has real potential.
To get way too serious for this site: The U.S. will probably not be successfully invaded for a VERY long time without some sort of major societal upheaval. With as many guns as we have per person in the U.S. we’re basically a fortress filled with armed citizen soldiers protected by allies to the north and south and oceans on the east and west.
But… but… but… I need to protect my future business of a subscription service for getting your shoes shined and delivered, because we’re all a bunch of assholes who can’t do things for ourselves or stick to our commitments.
The most recent wedding I went to luckily had none of these, however the groomsmen and bridesmaids danced down the aisle awkwardly BEFORE the ceremony and I’ve never cringed so hard.
Consider me peanut butter and jealous. I wish I could have my own Christmas hut.
That looks delicious.