Member Since 12/17/2013

Waking up hungover without getting drunk.

Post Grad Problems

I’m Not Taking Any Shit From The Neighborhood Kids On Halloween

CFB watch parties for my alumni group are now held at Twin Peaks and my girlfriend will get angry if I go. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The Yuppie Stereotype Is Dying And We Need To Save It

Here’s A Thoroughly Updated Map Of ‘Things Girls Do After Graduation’ Characters And Relationships

Diary Of A Middle Management Sellout: Checking In

Taught my coworker how to make an Outlook appointment today; he makes way more than me. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Things Girls Do After Graduation: Yoga Retreat, Part II

Displaced Texan Chronicles: Neighborhood Watch

How Did Frasier And Seinfeld Manage To Sleep With So Many Women: An Investigation