An Australian living in London and moving to the US. He got exhausted just writing about that. Spends his days cruising the internet while pretending to write important documents that no one will read.
No, I don’t. I’m engaged. I didn’t over think it when I asked her out. You know what I did do? Approached her the same way I approached every other girl. Because eventually you’ll find someone you click with. I shot from the hip and hoped it stuck.
And it’s a pretty egotistical comment to make because I pointed out the other two didn’t get the point of the article, which was about acquiring a first date. They both made points about what to do once the person has decided to go on that date with you.
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Fun fact: There is no debt collection agreement between any countries. So the Australia move is completely legit.
I feel less intelligent for having read this.
Got to love a man who has the grapefruits to watch a solid two hours of porn while sitting at his desk.
That is so glorious. Let he have at least a year of revenge.
That guy is me.
So the Amateur Competitive eating is like Man vs Food? But with randoms instead of one dude? That show was so glorious.
So you’re the one whose given up? That sucks.
There is a 100% chance he didn’t actually read the article.
Anastasia. It was second only to Aladdin in the childhood animated stakes. Such an underrated film.
Bookends: The real sign of class. Take notes interns.
Bosley makes a solid point.
Taco Bell is always open for you Knox. it will never leave you.
We’ve all considered going off the grid in the midst of a particularly brutal hangover.
I’m an asshole, but only when people say something without thinking it through.
Too poor to get your car repainted. Such a PGP.
“You walk three wide on the sidewalk”. Fuck the people that do this, especially when they walk at a snail pace.
I am very jealous of your quarterly bonus.
#TeamDadBody, because every girl wants a guy who is rocking a sweet, well earned but not overly massive gut.
You could have stopped at #1
#YesAllMenWhoWearHawaiinShirts
No, I don’t. I’m engaged. I didn’t over think it when I asked her out. You know what I did do? Approached her the same way I approached every other girl. Because eventually you’ll find someone you click with. I shot from the hip and hoped it stuck.
And it’s a pretty egotistical comment to make because I pointed out the other two didn’t get the point of the article, which was about acquiring a first date. They both made points about what to do once the person has decided to go on that date with you.