**Beep Beep** “Hello! Who was that that just joined?” PGP.

Sometimes I wonder what I’m hoping for when I check my email. PGP.

Rage Against the Copy Machine. PGP.

“Thanks for reaching out!” PGP

“Reaching out” to people instead of just emailing or calling them. PGP

I know far more about the history and corporate structure of Sterling Cooper than the company I actually work for. PGP

“Swiped right” being our generation’s “high school sweethearts” story told during wedding vows.

Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.

James Bond knows what the weight of an empty gun feels like. I’m the same way with my stapler. PGP.

Just cracked open a tall boy…..of Arizona Iced Tea. PGP.