My fiancee outed me as a serial Bachelor franchise fan and won’t stop giving me shit about it. I’m a dude. PGP.

Switching to a non-commission job was the worst thing that ever happened to my motivation. PGP.

“Well… Yes and no.” PGP.

Saving draft emails to send late at night to impress the boss with your overtime. PGPM.

That slightly noticeable lift in spirit on Thursdays…just knowing that if we can get through today, we’ll make it. PGP.

Guac doesn’t cost extra on the corporate Amex. PGPM.

I would be drinking right now if I was still in school.

That “first time using the heater in 8 months” smell. PGP

Being someone’s second string lunch buddy. PGP