A childhood friend just signed with the Seahawks and I’m sitting in a cubicle.

Liking a funny wall post before realizing its yours. PGP

Moving my younger brother into the dorms in my college town this weekend. I might die.

Everyone is headed back to school and I’m just sitting at my desk. PGP

My personal hell involves having to listen to my coworkers humble brag about their children to each other.

“[Facebook friend] was tagged in a life event.” I wonder how much the ring cost? PGP.

Turning off your phone’s WiFi before opening a questionable website. PGP

I am at the biological peak of my life and spend it at a desk

When I don’t wear make-up to work, “Someone looks tired today!” PGP.

You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP