Was too embarrassed to tell my doctor that I haven’t slept with anyone since my last visit.

I’m so bored, I just watched a snapchat story about Toronto. PGP

Perusing the TFM site just to feel young again. PGP.

Sunny and 75 Monday through Thursday. 90% chance of rain Friday through Sunday. PGP.

Maybe I should go back to school for a master’s. PGP

Taking vacations scrolling through Google Earth. PGP

Coworkers who think Flo from Progressive is hilarious. PGP.

Looking up your Tinder dates on LinkedIn. PGP.

Using your complete access to your bosses calendar to plan naps while they’re in meetings. PGP.

Going out to the bar and wanting to be at home, staying in and wanting to be at the bar.