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Agreed, and noted. I never thought it was fair how y’all get abducted caged then boiled alive on a regular basis and can see how the prospect of it would drive a crustacean to drink heavily
From an oceanic standpoint I always wondered what would happen on this show if the pope simply blessed all seven seas, thus making the entire ocean de facto holy water and making anywhere there’s water and/or atmosphere pretty much uninhabitable for demons. Almost certainly would make Davey Jones’ locker much less of a tourist attraction though
I can’t stand those jackwagons over at Whale Wars. They chase all the good fish away and leave a thick cloud of smug every time they go out on the high seas
Will I’m surprised parmesan cheese is where you drew the line and not with pineapples or fruit on pizza but nonetheless to each their own. As for this dolphin, I stand resolutely by shrimp, krill, anchovies and kelp as optimal toppings
Keep in mind polar bears eat walruses. Don’t get me wrong walruses are lovers not fighters but at the end of the day if you can chase a pissed off 2200 lb creature that A) normally rolls in a squad sized element B) can dive to 300 feet, and C) has tusks the size of West Texas and live to tell the tale you are not gonna have trouble dealing with a gorilla. Hence why I avoid land when the WalrusCycle gangs have their annual conventions.
WHERE IS SPERRY!?!?! If Todd and Girl don’t want him anymore I’ll adopt him and take him to live on that beach in Turks and Caicos where all the rescue puppies live.
Gotta get down to it
Duda is cutting us down
Should have clapped back long ago
What if you knew him
And poked holes in his inflatable mattress
Should have been done long ago
When Jocko admonishes me to wake up on his psychological warfare spoken word CD I do so out of fear of the consequences and a desire not to disappoint him
And the comment section sounds like a carnival
Duda’s clothes smell like a beer
But he runs and is seen his satisfaction’s complete
He says I know what I’m doing here
Write us a piece you’re the Duda man,
write us a piece today
and we’re all in the mood for a hot take
and you’ve got us feeling alright
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Agreed, and noted. I never thought it was fair how y’all get abducted caged then boiled alive on a regular basis and can see how the prospect of it would drive a crustacean to drink heavily
From an oceanic standpoint I always wondered what would happen on this show if the pope simply blessed all seven seas, thus making the entire ocean de facto holy water and making anywhere there’s water and/or atmosphere pretty much uninhabitable for demons. Almost certainly would make Davey Jones’ locker much less of a tourist attraction though
I can’t stand those jackwagons over at Whale Wars. They chase all the good fish away and leave a thick cloud of smug every time they go out on the high seas
Sounds like you and Tyler Durden might enjoy drinking a beer and talking about home decorating sometime
Will I’m surprised parmesan cheese is where you drew the line and not with pineapples or fruit on pizza but nonetheless to each their own. As for this dolphin, I stand resolutely by shrimp, krill, anchovies and kelp as optimal toppings
Keep in mind polar bears eat walruses. Don’t get me wrong walruses are lovers not fighters but at the end of the day if you can chase a pissed off 2200 lb creature that A) normally rolls in a squad sized element B) can dive to 300 feet, and C) has tusks the size of West Texas and live to tell the tale you are not gonna have trouble dealing with a gorilla. Hence why I avoid land when the WalrusCycle gangs have their annual conventions.
all i can say to the jorts guy is you’ve been……. thunderstruck
Settle down there cowboy, Just gotta sit tight til humans wipe out sharks then everybodys gonna hop up one rung on the food chain
WHERE IS SPERRY!?!?! If Todd and Girl don’t want him anymore I’ll adopt him and take him to live on that beach in Turks and Caicos where all the rescue puppies live.
Third
Was this the catalyst for your March to the Sea?
Comment of the Year Candidate. A+, 14/10 etc.
I was manufactured in that area if that counts. Swam up North soon after though
Sounds like they need to delve into a new ocean of customers by switching to a classy name like “Super Bowl X” or “Super Bowl XIII”
Go Stillers
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Gotta get down to it
Duda is cutting us down
Should have clapped back long ago
What if you knew him
And poked holes in his inflatable mattress
Should have been done long ago
Slim cans and shit talk coming,
We’re finally on our own.
This summer I’m hearing Duda,
Talk shit on Ohio.
Gotta get down to it
Duda is cutting us down
Should have been done long ago…………
I saluteth you, Karl. Once more unto the mac and cheese my friends
Send a shipment of Phyrst fries out to the ocean blue if you get the chance
When Jocko admonishes me to wake up on his psychological warfare spoken word CD I do so out of fear of the consequences and a desire not to disappoint him
…….*harmonica noises*……….
And the comment section sounds like a carnival
Duda’s clothes smell like a beer
But he runs and is seen his satisfaction’s complete
He says I know what I’m doing here
Write us a piece you’re the Duda man,
write us a piece today
and we’re all in the mood for a hot take
and you’ve got us feeling alright
Fin.